dekutree:

im not even sure if im saying “swag” sarcastically anymore

(via gflogangordie)

thebatteur:

once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried

(via huggingvoldemort)

I wish i actually wore the fashion taste i have

(Source: lovelynobody00, via danielledaniellee)

i wish i had an extremely attractive guy friend that every single girl liked and he secretly had a crush on me and i secretly had a crush on him and then we get in argument and he kisses me

(Source: theukings, via madnesiium)

westbor0baptistchurch:

tootsied:

iapprovethispost:

tootsied:

I don’t give a damn about my reputation [LOUD GUITAR]

You’re living in the past it’s a new generation 

[LOUD GUITAR]

[SHREK ATTACKS THE KNIGHTS AT LORD FARQUAD’S CASTLE]

(via liberalartscactus)

urbancatfitters:

i’ve been stressed out since like the third day of second grade

(via marthadelmar)